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  1. A progression of bad language

    hawlmuchalucha:

    deans-left-buttcheek:

    Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
    Elementary school: What the heck.
    Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
    High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

    College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

    I’ve been cussing like a sailor since first grade. This is inaccurate In my case.

    (via vagina-thumper)

  2. Ceremony - Kersed

    Pack your fists full of hate, take a swing at the world. These kids stick to themselves, carry angst in their words. Where we’ll never be a part of this cursed fucking town, so we stand amongst ourselves and watch it burn to the ground. Burn to the fucking ground

    (via joeyxparmenter)

  3. Me

    (via bratpixie)

  4. herpicusderpicus:

    naturepunk:

    doctormemelordmd:

    queeniman:

    blackslytherclaw:

    ragecomics4you:

    Seriously it’s true…

    http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

    Like do you not understand though that NONE of us care?????

    BUT THEY’RE SO CUTE.

    Since when has anyone done their nails thinking “I wonder what a man will think of this?”. But yeah, it’s only logical that it’s for guys because all actions are performed with the approval of The All-Father in mind.

    Men don’t like them because they’re afraid us ladies will gouge their eyes out when they start creepin’ on us. 

    I like when boys try to speak for men, or when anyone tries to speak for any large amount of people. 

    PLEASE CHILDREN.

    PLEASE.

    YOU DON’T LIKE WOMEN FEELING AND LOOKING BEAUTIFUL?

    REALLY?

    TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE EMPOWERED TREE-CARRYING LUMBERJACK WOMEN WITH DIRTY CRACKED NAILS THAT YOU ALL FANTASIZE ABOUT

    I can taste the fedora on this one

    Hashanah I can taste the fedora

  5. 1hund:

    monkonacid:

    LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

    I SPIT MY DRINK

    LOLOL

    (via navithefairy)

  6. dreamsofthejotunprince:

    "My beard!"

    (via smut-thug)

  7. Favorite Scrubs scene period

    (via smut-thug)

  8. brosephmcphearson:

    If you tell me to “go deeper” and my pelvis already touching you… U just rude as hell

    You know good n well I dun ran outta dick

    (via navithefairy)

  9. pizzashrapnelblindness:

    growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

    John Mulaney joke

    (via deeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaad)

  10. joeyxparmenter:

    haliewoody:

    I want all of them

    That second dog is a Juggalo.